Why did the lamb's mom lock the door?
To keep things ewe-safe.
What style of music weighs the most?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why was the horse so happy?
What kind of movies do dentists enjoy most?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the car win the argument?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which parent loves the planet most?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?