Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa-baa shop.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What does a worried pencil ask?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do teachers bake so many pies in September?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why does the Easter Bunny always win games?