What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What dog works in a bakery?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are billionaires such good parents?