What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?