Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
What do you call a flower that runs on batteries?
Why did the puppy struggle in class?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why is hiring a clown so tricky?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?