What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the slowest race in November?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?