I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?