What dog works in a bakery?
A dough-berman.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did one Valentine's card say to the other?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why does corn always steal the spotlight on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?