What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where does cheese put its savings?
Why did the bicycle collapse in the middle of the road?
What's a frog's favorite year?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?