What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What happens when a magician boards a plane?
Why do skunks feel misunderstood?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's the difference between people and chickens?