Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are farmers so relaxed?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the pig mom say at bedtime?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?
How does a witch play loud music?
What car is the perfect size for mice?