Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?