Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What instrument can you play with your stomach?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What does Santa use when he needs a little support?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?