Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What game do cows play at parties?