What pet do trees love most?
A dogwood.
What do you call a boat that never stops bragging?
What holiday is worst for watching old westerns?
Why couldn't the guest leave the party?
How do cows solve math problems?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did one raindrop say to the other on the way down?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call two birds in love?