Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How much cash does a skunk carry?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why don't sheep mind winter at all?
Why are computers good at golf?
Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?
What does a librarian say when it's time to go home?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?