Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which celebrity do horses admire most?