Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How long will dinner be?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How does the sun listen to music?