Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is money so hard to argue with?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a household of counselors?