How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What game do bats excel at?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of monkey flies to school?