What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the salad say to the fridge?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?