Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which animal is the most religious?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?