How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Do dads always snore?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?