What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do books sleep?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's a pig's favorite way to cook breakfast?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do porcupines always win the game?