Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What book do bees enjoy reading?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the frozen road say to the car?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
When do cows get tired?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?