Why did the drum go outside?
To beat the heat.
Why are monkeys poor employees?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
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Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?