Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a cow that trims your yard?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the golfer dad say after baby two?
What do farmers chat about while milking cows?