Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
Why do trees try new things every fall?
Why was the cow afraid?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the butterfly's kids say to cheer her up?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do you keep dogs off the road?
What do ducks eat for lunch?