Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you make a walnut laugh?