What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are books always so angry?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?