Why did the son smash his piggy bank?His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat do you call a factory that only makes decent products?See PunchlineWhat's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?See PunchlineWhat is the most adorable season?See PunchlineWhat kind of ride does a chicken own?See PunchlineWhat did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?See PunchlineWhat's a baby vehicle's favorite book?See PunchlineWhy was the chameleon such a good cashier?See PunchlineWhat does an escalator say when it stops working?See PunchlineWhat did the butterfly's kids say to cheer her up?See PunchlineWhat did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?See PunchlineWhat do ocean animals do when it snows?See PunchlineHow does a lion greet other animals?See PunchlineWhat do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?See PunchlineWhat's the last letter in the alphabet?See PunchlineTo whom do fish go to borrow money?See PunchlineDid you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?See PunchlineWhat instrument did the plus sign play in band?See PunchlineWhat's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?See PunchlineWhy did the turtle cross the road?See PunchlineHow does Moses make coffee?See PunchlineWhy did the crab avoid poker?See Punchline
