Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What do you call octopus twins?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do space knights say on Valentine's Day?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?