What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
How did the wise visitors choose a gift for baby Jesus?
What did the farmer give for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the farmer yell when the cows got out?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are trees so relaxed in autumn?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?