What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?