What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is the loneliest cheese?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a reindeer with no manners?
What is blue and not heavy?