Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?