What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?