What do you call a basketball player acting wild?
Full-court frenzy.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which candy bar belongs in the hall of fame?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are ghosts always single?