Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
I like telling Dad jokes.