How much did the pirate spend on fresh corn?
A buck an ear.
What do bears wear to formal dinners?
What fruit do horses always pick first?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What should clumsy hikers stay away from?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?