Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?