What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?