What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?