Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?