What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
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Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a dog that helps with breakfast?
Where do sailors park their boats?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do trees get access to the internet?