Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why does the sun enjoy school so much?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call two dentists who never agree?
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?