What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?