What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
Why did the Easter bunny go to school?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Did you hear about the two horses dating at the barn?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which former US President was always cold?
What boat always finds a bargain?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.