What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?