Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Why did the satellite apologize?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What game do mice love to play?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?